If you’re thinking that Gabbie and Travis (who’s a dorky outcast who misses his MIA dad) might be a good surrogate family for the bereaved Ben, then you’re paying attention, which is more than can be said about Stanfield, who comes across as only moderately invested in these shenanigans, his performance far more muted than the cartoon proceedings require. Sketchy doesn’t begin to describe the film’s set-up, or Gabbie for that matter, who’s such a cipher that it’s astonishing Dawson agreed to the thankless role. Haunted Mansion barely bothers explaining why Gabbie and Travis want to live in this enormous Greek Revival residence, what with its stereotypically spooky suits of armor, cobwebs, candelabras, secret passages and creepy portraits of prior inhabitants the best it can devise is a tossed off comment about Gabbie discovering the place on Zillow. However, he does like the large cash sum being offered to go along with this nonsense, and thus he inspects the abode and pockets his fee without putting any effort into taking Gabbie or Travis’ bump-in-the-night claims seriously. Ben naturally wants nothing to do with this. This is relevant because Kent has been commissioned by mom Gabbie (Rosario Dawson) to help her and her 9-year-old son Travis (Chase Dillon) deal with a mansion that’s infested with ghouls. Though content to be bitter and alone, Ben is coaxed out of his downtown house by Kent (Owen Wilson), a priest who finds him because-before he gave up on physics-Ben had developed a spectral-photography camera that could take snapshots of spirits (by capturing their “ghost particles” via its “quantum lens”). Situating a skeptic at the center of its tale is merely the first of Haunted Mansion’s numerous conventional elements. What he’s not doing, however, is taking tourists to see ghosts, since as a man of science, he’s convinced that they don’t exist. When not drowning his sorrows at the bar, he’s giving the city tour that Alyssa once ran, as well as grumbling at anyone who tries to interact with him. In a New Orleans whose inimitable personality only shines through during the opening credits, Ben (LaKeith Stanfield) has thrown away his promising quantum mechanics career-he coulda been an Oppenheimer!-in the wake of his wife Alyssa’s (Charity Jordan) death. Written by Katie Dippold with the same humorlessness as her 2016 Ghostbusters script, Justin Simien’s horror-comedy bears no plot relation to its ancestor, which would be welcome news if not for the fact that the story it concocts is equally groan-worthy. One week after Barbie demonstrated that established properties can be cleverly translated to the screen when auteurs take bold chances with their material, Haunted Mansion proves that such inspired efforts remain anomalies. It may abbreviate its predecessor’s title, but Haunted Mansion (in theaters July 28) is just as busy, corny, and predictable as its 2003 iteration-as well as destined to swiftly pass into the cinematic afterlife that is both convenience store bargain bins and cluttered streaming platform libraries. Rotten Less than 60% of reviews for a movie or TV show are positive.Twenty years after Eddie Murphy flailed his way through The Haunted Mansion, Disney performs an IP double-dip with Haunted Mansion, yet another mirthless and fright-free film based on their popular theme park attraction. Fresh At least 60% of reviews for a movie or TV show are positive. Apply Tomatometer ® Clear all Close Certified Fresh A special distinction awarded to the best reviewed movies and TV Shows. Rotten Less than 60% of reviews for a movie or TV show are positive. Sort Close Most popular Newest A → Z Tomatometer ® (highest) Tomatometer ® (lowest) Audience score (highest) Audience score (lowest) Genre Clear all Close Action Adventure Animation Anime Biography Comedy Crime Documentary Drama Entertainment Faith & Spirituality Fantasy Game Show LGBTQ+ Health & Wellness History Holiday Horror House & Garden Kids & Family Music Musical Mystery & Thriller Nature News Reality Romance Sci-Fi Short Soap Special Interest Sports Stand-Up Talk Show Travel Variety War Western Apply Rating Clear all Close G PG PG-13 R NC-17 Not rated Unrated Apply Audience score Clear all Close Fresh At least 60% of reviews for a movie or TV show are positive. Sort Genre Rating Audience score Tomatometer ® Certified Fresh
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